“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen

Happy Birthday, Tony Stark 

batty4u:

A Fic I wrote ages ago that is perfectly suited for his birthday. It isn’t porn and I’ve already posted it, but I’ll repost since apprently today is his birthday andI didn’t have time to write a new one.

FEEELINGS AHOY

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bakerstreetbabes:

The Baker Street Babes Birthday Giveaway: Watson Version

The Baker Street Babes put our out first podcast one year ago today. Least to say we’ve come a very long way and it wouldn’t have been possible without all of you. So, the past few months we’ve been gathering prizes and goodies for a MASSIVE giveaway… and here it is!

In this version of the give away you win EVERYTHING below. Yes. EVERYTHING!

• Sherlock Series 1 & 2 Original Soundtracks signed by Michael Price & David Arnold. MAJOR thanks to both of them for singing them for us!
• John Art Nouveau print (donated by Daunt)
• Sherlock Tea by Cara McGee (donated by Adagio)
• SaraWen perfume pack, 2ml vials of the Sherlock scents: Logical Deduction, Logical Delusion, Scandal In London, and Tea With Watson (donated by SaraWen)
• Full CD set of BigFinish’s Sherlock Holmes starring Nick Briggs. (Donated by BigFinish)
• Dust and Shadow, signed by author Lyndsay Faye. (Donated by Lyndsay Faye)
• The Secret Journal of Doctor Watson by Phil Growick. (Donated by MXPublishing)
• My Love Affair With Sherlock magazine by Caitlin Moran.
• Baker Street Journal Spring Issue featuring an interview with Baker Street Babe Curly/Kristina. (Donated by The Baker Street Journal)
• BBC Bundle, t-shirt, Sherlock & John paper dolls, and Elementary My Dear Watson book. (Donated by Unicorn Empire)
• Holmes & Watson print, “He stood there by the fire.”
• I Fight John Watson’s War & I Believe In Sherlock Holmes stainless steel dogtags. (Donated by Belaurient Arts)
• Sherlock Holmes pin
• Sherlock Holmes 221B keychain
• Sherlock’s Home, The Empty House compiled by Sherlockology. (Donated by MXPublishing & Sherlockology)
• Greg Lestrade & Moriarty bookmarks by mystradedoodles.

So? How do you win?

• You may reblog each version ONCE per DAY. The giveaway will run until June 10th.
• Likes DO NOT COUNT.
• The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. They will have 24 hours to confirm with their address. The first number wins the Holmes Version, the second number wins the Watson Version.
• We will ship anywhere in the world. (NOTE: Because this version has tea in it and some countries don’t allow it to be imported, it will be replaced if the winner is under those circumstances.)
• You cannot win both versions of the giveaway.
• You do not have to be following us, however, this is a present to our followers and listeners, so it’s appreciated. Plus we do really cool things like interview Sherlock cast and authors and chat about Sherlock Holmes all the time!
• If you are following us and win, you’ll get an extra special gift on top of all of this!
• Any questions, naturally just ask. We’d prefer if you’d send an ask not anonymously so we can reply privately and not clog up people’s dashes.

You can listen to our podcasts [HERE]!

Follow us on twitter at @BakerStBabes

Like us on facebook [HERE]!

And visit our website [HERE]!

ishiila:

fuzzyraccoon:

dryvodkamartini:

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE AGENT COULSON.

EVERYONE REBLOG.

FOREVER.

THE WHOLE WEBSITE BETTER FUCKING REBLOG

so i have a couple sets left from Fanime and thought i’d do my first give-away! (btw, thanks everyone who stop by my table/bought stuff. ilu thankyou///)

all you have to do is REBLOG ONCE to enter. and trust me with your address. hi.

GIVE-AWAY ENDS JUNE 8! ONE/TWO WINNERS WILL RECEIVE A SET OF THE AVENGERS STICKERS! WILL BE CONTACTED VIA ASK BOX SO HAVE THAT OPEN!

GOOD LUCK ^ Q ^ )

*stickers are about 2½ in / 6.35cm in height

luckyhouse37:

That’s right. Those words came out of his mouth so it’s completely true.

fuckyeahstevetony:

I am lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you’re hurt too
but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart

jedihoppus:

29/100, Chris Evans